dekutree:

one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

dingoinnuendo:

dingoinnuendo:

OH MY GOD THEY WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX

THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING WHEN I WAS 9

REMEMBER THE FUCKING HAMSTER ONE

solluxforpresident:

Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.

???: “You jumped high though.”

Tyler: “I’m black.”

paradisaic:

darrynek:

paradisaic:

darrynek:

zack pick up the phone

what up girl

my mom said i can sleepover saturday night! :)

wait one sec, my home phone keeps cutting in and out, switching to my cell phone

ok i can hear you now, can you repeat that?

smilingemoticon:

thegreekweegee:

Guys, we found Mituna.

Don’t do that

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

richwhitelesbian:

genericinternetfangirl:

richwhitelesbian:

*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth

okay what the fuck

shutupaubrey:

ketchuponmydick:

shutupaubrey:

if there’s ketchup on it i’ll most likely eat it

When u wanna come over

you took time out of your day to do this

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

melark:

deciding to watch this video was the best decision I made in my life